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 I STOLE ......borrows this outta sumone... enjoy "MY SURVEY" ....NOW I WANT THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE DONE !..HaHA...THIS SONG IS BY MUSHROOMHEAD..

+ 01. name :bebeh jEsTeR

+ 02. nicknames : JeS
+ 03. sex:  YES PLEASE
+ 04. birthday : 4/19/1919
+ 06. star sign : PENTAGRAM
+ 07. place of birth :MY MOMS PANTS
+ 08. current residence :  QUEENIES PANTS
+ 09. hair color: RED
+ 10. eye color: RED
+ 12. weight: 419 Lbs with my armor, 19 lbs with a towel.
+ 13. writing hand: wutta

____BODY iLLS + SKiLLS
+ 15. can you roll your tongue : inside a cunt? hAha...umm yea.
+ 16. can you raise one eyebrow at a time? : yep, but i know who cant
+ 17 can you blow smoke rings : not anymore
19. can you cross your eyes :like a retard yea.look at my pic, hAha
21. tattoos and where : cult brand of the bio-hazard sign

. do you make your bed daily: neh

_CLOTHES
+ 24. which shoe goes on first :  umm the one on my foot
+ 37. how much money is usually in your wallet :  i carry a lunch box
+ 39. whats sexiest on a guy : nothing, haha
+ 41. would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: ive just noticed ive been erasing  sum questions sumhow

+ 43. how many cereals are in your cabinet : jester cereal
 OK U KNOW WHAT BABY IS PIST OFF.. SUMHOW THESE QUESTIONS KEEP ERASING. IM OUTTA HERE FUC K THIS...MUTHA!!!!!!!!.......WhAt HaVe I DoNe !!!!!!!

ONLY READ THIS IF UR FUKIN BORED OUT OF UR MIND! BABY STOLE ANOTHER QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basics : .

[ .001. ] first name: JESTER
[ .002. ] middle name: VIOLRAGENCE
[ .003. ] last name: GRIMM
[ .004. ] nickname(s): JES,KING,MASTER
[ .005. ] gender: DEMON MALE
[ .006. ] age: 419
[ .007. ] birthday: APRIL 19
[ .008. ] height: 6'8" SINCE I WAS BORN, HaHa
[ .009. ] hair color: RED,DARK PURPLE,BLACK
[ .010. ] eye color: RED WHEN PIST AND GREEN WHEN POWERED
[ .011. ] race: ON UR MARKS ,GET SET, GO !!!! Ha..THE JESTER RACE 
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: NEH, NATURAL WHITE
[ .013. ] do you have braces: NOPE
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: pretty long...LONG AND SHORT AT THE SAME TIME.HaHah.UMMM REALLY..
[ .015. ] where were you born: REINCARNATED IN CHICAGO
[ .016. ] current location: CHICAGO
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: ARIES, THE BEST
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: ENGLISH,DEMONIAN,AND ITALIAN....THANCO, DRIETA TURKEY! HaHa.
[ .019. ] nationality: DEMONIAN
[ .020. ] bad habits: KILLING.KILLING BEBEHS 
[ .021. ] piercings you have: NONE YET.
[ .022. ] piercings you want: ULL SEE WHEN I GET EM
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: YEA.. AND A BRAND
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: TO MANY TO SEXPLAIN..
[ .025. ] today's date: UMMM, SUMTHING WITH 2 DIGITS
[ .026. ] the time: TIME TO KILL! HaHa.
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions:BRING UM ON B!TCH!
. : Family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: SHE WAS A LAMB
[ .029. ] father's name: HE WAS A GOAT
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: I GOT ADOPTED BY WATCHER..
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): FESTER,DEADLAFF,SADISTIC
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): WE KILLED EM, HAHa..
[ .033. ] dislikes about mother: SHE DOESNT BREAST FEED ME NOMORE, HaHAHa 
[ .034. ] dislikes about father: UMMM. FATHER, HEHE
[ .035. ] number of grandparents: NEVER KNEW EM.BUT IM SURE THEIR GOATS.
[ .036. ] number of greatgrandparents: DEAD GOATS
[ .037. ] Average number of hours you spend with family in a week: 1/2...MINUTE
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: WHY WHEN I HAVE KNIVES..
[ .039. ] Does anyone in your family understand you? NO.IM TOO YOUNG.
. : Pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: YEA
[ .041. ] what are their names: VENOM,RIPPER,FATASS,AND STUPID FISH AND NINJA TURTLES, HaHA COW-A-BUNGA!
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: TARANTULA,SCUMDOG,FISH,BIRD,TURTLES
. : School : .
[ .043. ] are you still in school: SORTA
[ .044. ] did you drop out: SORTA
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: SORTA DONT KNOW
[ .046. ] favorite grade: NONE
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: All
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: 8TH GRADE..SHE SHOWED ME THE FEMALE ANATOMY.....UMM PERSONALY
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher:
[ .050. ] favorite subject: ART....DARK ARTS
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: P.E
[ .052. ] do you buy lunch or bring it: I TAKE IT FROM KIDS.
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: YEA, BLOODSPRORTS
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: YEA,TERRORIST TRAINING.....

freshman
sophomore year..
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: VERY
[ .056. ] favorite dance: THE JESTER DANCE.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: NONE, I FORGET .
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: UMM ANY
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: EVERY ONE I CAN REMEMBER.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: DONT HAVE ONE,DOIN IT ALL THE TIME MAKES IT NORMAL.....
. : Favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: -419-
[ .062. ] clothing brand: JESTERS DARK MILITARY CLOTHES..
[ .063. ] shoes: JESTERS FLAME BOOTS 
[ .064. ] saying: WANT MEH
[ .065. ] Tv show: DONT WATCH T.V
[ .066. ] sport: BLOODSPORTS..
[ .067. ] vegetable: CARROT..
[ .068. ] fruit: ALL , BUT GRAPES AND PINEAPPLE I LOVE.
[ .069. ] author: ME
[ .070. ] magazine: PLAYBOY, PLAYJESTERS, HaHaHA..
[ .071. ] actor: JESTER... I ACT STUPID, HaHA
[ .072. ] actress: DARK QUEEN, SHE ACTS SEXY
[ .073. ] candy: starburst.AND EVERYTHING 
[ .075. ] scent: CUNT.ASS, HaHaHa
[ .076. ] candy bar: M&Ms TO HIT PPL WITH , HAHA
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: CUNT...HaHA I SWEAR IT EXISTS.
[ .078. ] color: PURPLE,GRAY
[ .079. ] season: FALL
[ .080. ] holiday: APRIL FOOLS
[ .081. ] flower: BLACK ROSE FROM NETHERLANDS
[ .082. ] weather: COLD...BECOMING COLD.....
[ .083. ] animal: GOAT,RHYNO
[ .084. ] insect: . MOTHS.......PRAYING MANTIZ,
[ .085. ] type of music: DEATH AND BLACK METAL
Goth stuff..
[ .086. ] thing in your room: SPIKES AND SKULLS
[ .087. ] place to be: IN MAH PANTS. HAHaH.
[ .088. ] radio station: I HATE THE RADIO
[ .089. ] tv channel: SPIKE FIRST NETWORK FOR MEN.
[ .090. ] junk food: "JESTERS" JEETOS, HAHAHA
[ .091. ] overall food: ITALIAN
[ .092. ] store: METAL HAVEN
[ .093. ] shoe brand: HIGH BATTLE BOOTS...ANY
[ .094. ] fast food:ITALIAN....CHINESE
[ .095. ] restaurant: JESTERS RESTAURANTU SHOULD GO
[ .096. ] shape: TRIANGLE
[ .097. ] time of day: MIDNIGHT
[ .098. ] country: NETHERLANDS
[ .099. ] state: CRITICAL,, HEHEH
[ .100. ] boys name: JESTER
[ .101. ] girls name: CHRISTONA
[ .102. ] mall: I DONT CARE 
[ .103. ] video game: CASTLEVANIA.
[ .104. ] shampoo: LO'REAL KIDS.FOR MAH DELICATE EYES..
[ .105. ] board game: QUIJA BOARDS
[ .106. ] computer game: DOOM III
[ .107. ] car: TANK..SEMI TRUCK.
[ .108. ] music videos: IN FLAMES,MUSHROOMHEAD.
[ .109. ] swear word: FUCK!
[ .110. ] word: VIOLENCE
[ .111. ] month: APRIL
[ .112. ] cartoon character: SUPERMAN, MEGAMAN..
[ .113. ] scary movie: EXORCIST...ITS NOT SCARY BUT EH...
[ .114. ] team: TEAM THIS *MIDDLE FINGER*
[ .115. ] possession: SOULS.SKULLS.DEMONS.SPELLS.CURSES.
. : First thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: RAP FUKIN SUKS DICK!..
[ .117. ] dog: SCUMDOGS
[ .118. ] hot: CHRISTONA
[ .119. ] britney spears: SPEARS (WEAPON)..AND SPERM. HAhAh
[ .120. ] nsync: GAY
[ .121. ] real world: FUKIN GAY..
[ .122. ] orange: ORANGES.
[ .123. ] choice:
[ .124. ] fuck:  YOU ! HAHaHa
[ .125. ] bisexual: CHRISTONA
[ .126. ] black: ASS.. HaHA
[ .127. ] icq:  WHAT THE FUK IS THAT..
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: FUKIN JUGGALOES
[ .129. ] linkin park: CHRISTONA.. HahAh AND YES THEY SUK DIK!
[ .130. ] jack: AND THE BEANERS STALK, HaHa
[ .131. ] neon: LIGHTS
[ .132. ] cherry: COKE.
[ .133. ] frog: JESTER HOLDING FROM IN A PICTURE, HaHa
[ .134. ] shark: BATE.
[ .135. ] lifehouse: .
[ .136. ] bat: BALLS! HAHA
[ .137. ] leather: MUSHROOM HEAD MASKS, ME
[ .138. ] whip: SLAVES, HaHA
[ .139. ] america: TWIN TOWERS, HEHE
[ .140. ] water: FALLS
[ .141. ] volcano: KILAS MAGMA SUIT 
. : This or that :**FALLS ASLEEP** 
*WAKES UP** WHERE WAS I?[ .172. ] purple or pink: PURPLE
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: MUSHROOMHEAD!**SLEEPS**
**WAKES UP**

. : Private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend:YES..
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: MORE LIKE LUST, HAHa
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: LOVE IS A WRONG WORD.BUT YEA I GUESS.....DARK QUEEN..
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: NO
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed: 5
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: MY, COUSIN, HaHAh
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken:I DUNNO, LOST COUNT..
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: A SHITLOAD, WHO CARES 
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: LOVE IS A 4 LETTER WORD AND A PIECE OF SHIT -JESTER-
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like:THERES A PIC ON HER SITE..
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: XANGA.MEY..
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: I REPEAT. XANGA BITCH!..
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: **SLEEPS.
[ .199. ] please post it if you do:
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: (WAKES UP*
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: YEA
[ .202. ] are you still friends: NO
[ .203. ] do you smoke: NOT  REALLY.
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: NEH.
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: No
[ .206. ] how about a little x: No
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: No
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: FUK GIZZ! BEER IS BADASS
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: NO BUT GIZZ IS, HaHA 
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: ..........................
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: BEER
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: I DUNNO
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: Yes.. 6809 days of virginity.
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: action.. its been a while.. lmfao..
. : MAN FUK THIS DUDE, ITS SUPPOSE TO BE  400 HUNDRED QUESTIONS BUT FUK THAT ! HaHA I QUIT.. AND HEY EVERYONE........GIZZ BELIEVES IN GOD !!!!!!!!! HaHah POINT AND LAFF ..HaHA JESTER OUT **MIDDLE FINGER

WELL ELENA, IM HAPPILY AWAITING UR POEM, UMMM IM POSTING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS PREMIUM, HaHa DOPE.. THIS IS ONE OF MY TOP 5 FAVORITE BANDS RANKIN AT SECOND PLACE..... GWAR! THIS IS THE ALBUM COVER.. VIOLENCE HAS ARRIVED... THIS ALBUM HAS THE SONG IN MY  JESTERKING XANGA , "IMMORTAL CORRUPTER"........AND YES THAT IS A 1 1/2 FOOT PENIS HANGING OFF THE SINGER... THEY REALLY DRESS THIS WAY ONSTAGE...THEY GIVE THE BEST FUKIN THEATRIC SHOW , THEY KILL PEOPLE ONSTAGE AND EVERYONE OF THE AUDIENCE GETS SPRAYED WITH BLOOD, KIK ASS FUKIN SHOW, IF U EVER WANNA GO TO A SHOW I RECOMEND THIS ONE WHEN THEIR TOURING.....

... YEP THATS MEH..THE KIK ASS BUNNEH........

THIS PNE FITS MEH CUZ IM A BABY

THIS I DREW ON THE COMPUTER, BAD ASS NO?

 WIK( FESTERS BITCH) DID THIS FOR ME, SHES A FAN OF MINE.

 AND THIS WAS ALSO DRAWN ON THE COMPUTER FROM ME... JESTER..... THATS ABOUT IT OF THE PICS I WANTED TO POST, I THINK THESE ARE KEWLIES, ENJOY...

ok baby here ..and oh shit i only got 11 more with premium dudes so if anyone wants to post sum shit they better do it fast , hAhAhA  , ade is the only kewl chick here who loves death? come on sunava bitches, hAhaha ...ok so i went to the mall yesterday , yadda yadda yadda, wanna know more go to mecha. ummm, chicks chicks chicks.............. i got mah very own shit list of bitches , hAhA here they go BRING FORTH MY JESTER !ahAHHAHA TAKE AWAY pink ass.

kaitlyn: i guess u havent done shit layely to piss me off but ur sumwhere in my list.

BUNNY:ur definately here , ahah  but i still wuv u

CANDICE: ur too fukin nice to me, u think i return favors? i want u to hate me.

CERA: i could kill ur fukin horses with my rage but i wont, im a peaceful demon.ur rage all mirrors to ur horses. so chill, relax, ull live longer.

FETISH:uve been to busy for me but i understand

ERICA: (candices friend) fuk u u fukin rodent

MAGGIE: maggies always  my hoe , hahAha

GIZZ and DOLLY: u BOTH are  just a fukin pair of CRABBY NUTSACKS. hAhAH

TIGRESS:acting like a suicidal bitch who wanted sum pity.Think i care for peoples lives?

LA: la u are a fukin bitch who messed up festers kool-aid and then mines.

ELENA: i liked u till u broke my heart with robert. AHAHha

LEON: stop being a hoe

THATS about it for now... i thought i had more.